Brussels Sprouts, you are the Comic Sans of the vegetable drawer. Everyone loves using you as an easy punch line for “that food everyone hates,” but the people who like you still keep on using you and seem perfectly happy about it, oblivious to your bad reputation. Clearly you serve some purpose, even if it’s just to serve as a convenient punching bag while other, shittier vegetables get a pass (I’m looking at you, lima beans). So, I don’t know, haters gotta hate?
The thing is, I’ve never actually tried brussels sprouts, because I’m one of those people who always believes the hype. So I’m going to have to give you a pass. 4/10.