Fuck You, Broccoli

An in-depth exploration of vegetables and other so-called healthy foods.

Bok Choy: A Haiku

When I was seven

You did not even exist.

Life was better then.

Okay, I know that bok choy is actually from China and haiku is of the Japanese persuasion, so technically this is inappropriate or cultural imperialism or something, but it’s all good because fuck you, Bok Choy. You know why. 1/10.

image via wikipedia

  1. fuckyoubroccoli posted this

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