Fuck You, Broccoli

An in-depth exploration of vegetables and other so-called healthy foods.

Anonymous asked: Kohlrabi. As if it wasn't bad enough on its own, it has a tendency to attract even worse combinations of spices and suaces. But then again, what did you expect for a vegetable named after a Talliban stripper?

:D

Yeah, Kohlrabi’s another one of those so-called healthy foods that didn’t actually exist when I was a kid. I’m opting for a strictly don’t ask, don’t tell policy on this one - so long as it stays the fuck out of my house, I’m gonna keep on living in that happy world where it still doesn’t exist.


All proceeds will be spent directly on fine, upstanding products such as Tastykakes and beer, and will in no way contribute to the Vegetable Industrial Complex (with the possible exception of Big Corn).