Anonymous asked: Kohlrabi. As if it wasn't bad enough on its own, it has a tendency to attract even worse combinations of spices and suaces. But then again, what did you expect for a vegetable named after a Talliban stripper?
Yeah, Kohlrabi’s another one of those so-called healthy foods that didn’t actually exist when I was a kid. I’m opting for a strictly don’t ask, don’t tell policy on this one - so long as it stays the fuck out of my house, I’m gonna keep on living in that happy world where it still doesn’t exist.