Anonymous asked: Can we make Funyuns an honorary vegetable? They are nasty. Not fun.
Oh man, I think I’m gonna have to differ with you on this one. I’m a big fan of all junk food that has no redeeming nutritional value whatsoever, plus is shaped in such a way that you can wear them while you’re eating them. There may be no greater joy than putting Bugles on each of your fingertips while reciting Ming The Merciless’s lines from Flash Gordon. Bwa-ha-ha. Adorning yourself with Funyuns while singing I Feel Pretty from West Side Story is a pretty close second.
Bwa-ha-haaa.
