One of the above images is a celery root. The other is an elephant pie.
Which looks more tasty?
(hint: this is a trick question)
Seriously - Celery root? I get why we eat carrot root and onion root and potato root: because no one with a grain of meat in their taco would consider eating the greens. But celery itself is perfectly… well, edible anyhow. Who would keep going and eat the crusty rootball just because it was there? Blind people with no self-control? People with rabbit issues? That Mikey kid from the cereal commercial? I give up.
1/10. I need to go wash my brain just for looking at that thing.