Anonymous asked: I'm reading about you on other websites where they say that you're emblematic of what's wrong with Americans because we don't eat enough vegetables and exercise enough. I assume that if you could say one thing to them, it would be that they should go fuck themselves, so what would you say if you could say two things to them?
Americans don’t love vegetables because they taste like ass. It’s not my fault if they’re also not eating fruit or rice or that quinoa crap. I’m just the messenger.
Plus I bet they’ll love my new blog: Fuck You Exercising (thanks for the tip!)
